*in the middle of sex* hold on homestuck update
you are 2000 years old stop being so cute holy shit
I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months.
True story
I wonder if perhaps the U.S. government forced Microsoft to turn the XBox One into a spying tool, so Microsoft is actually trying to make it such an epic fail so that nobody will buy it. It’s the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
that is a terrifying thought



